Wednesday, November 16, 2016

27th Lucky Agent Contest

Listen up novelists!

Information on this great contest can be found here:

Lucky Agent Contest

The contest will be judged by Irene Goodman through Chuck Sambuchino's Guide to Literary Agents blog.

                

Good luck!

Monday, October 3, 2016

A Tale of Two Books

Two books. Vastly different flavors. 

One book is light, refreshing, funny. The other is dark, disturbing, haunting. The books do happen to share this in common: both true stories, both take place in the Midwest.

Sweetness, honesty, and self-deprecation: great characteristics for a lovable protagonist. We’re Not Sixteen Anymore by Becky Andersen is an amusing memoir of a widow’s calculated leap into online dating. Her conversational style and witty demeanor gives off a real gal-pal essence. Imagine sitting on a deck, drinking sangria with your girlfriends, and being heartily amused by a Becky Andersen story. (What beats an anecdote about a date who makes a sport out of fishing coin out of a public toilet?) She’s a funny girl with a flair for storytelling. When a friend haughtily says to Becky, "If something happened to my husband, I'd never date or marry again. I would never let anyone else see me naked!" Becky didn't hesitate to respond. "Oh, no! I'm all for beautifying America...That means no one sees me au naturel! Ever! I just want to find someone who can come over if I need my mousetrap emptied."

Touche.

Not only is this book funny, but it offers suspense! Does Becky meet "the one?" If so, who is it? The hip grandmother doesn't just dabble in online dating. She rallies to become an expert. The subtitle “A Baby Boomer's Adventures with Online Dating" could have been modified to "A Baby Boomer's Guide to Online Dating." But I think 'Adventure' is a more apt description. 

As a member of Gen X, I didn't catch every Boomer reference. However, I was easily pulled into the author's nostalgia. Who can't love the spirit of the Baby Boomers? So youthful. Charismatic. Who can't love the generation that brought us The Beatles?

While the stories are entertaining and Becky writes with a particular flourish, the book isn’t just a fluff piece. She writes with purpose and by the end of the book you realize why you’re so drawn in. At some level, we all want to connect. This is a story about connecting. Connecting with each other. Connecting the past and the future. The story ends happily-ever-after. I'm looking forward to a sequel to find out how happily-ever-after is working out.

On the other side of lighthearted, is a book I read for book club: Gitchie Girl by Phil Hamman and Sandy Hamman. My mother warned me about reading it before I went to bed. I didn’t heed her advice, but managed to stave off nightmares. The book is a horror story--a horror story about a true event.

In 1973 four teenage boys were murdered at a campsite by Sioux Falls at Gitchie Manitou State Park. Unbelievably, one girl survived. This is her insider's story. More than a factual chronology, the authors integrate the characters' histories with the events that occurred on that fateful night–making for an incredibly suspenseful read. We get to know a pretty, tender-hearted thirteen-year girl named Sandra Cheske, while reliving the details of the night, which are intricately painted with sensory detail and foreshadowing.

An excerpt:

November 17, 1973 10:30 PM

"Hey," Roger yelled. But there was no answer, and the sounds of cracking twigs ceased...Minutes passed before the soothing sounds of the flowing river and raccoons emerging from their daytime hideouts to scour for food fell into a peaceful rhythm.

The Hamman's take us back to the night. It's impossible not to read the story without developing a huge knot in your stomach. Powerful and engrossing writing.

Stuff like this can't happen in small town Iowa. But it did. It's what makes the story fascinating and immensely disturbing. While the book superbly depicts the evil act, more importantly it heralds the heros and the survivor. Sheriff Craig Vinson exudes patience, vision, and compassion. Thirteen-
year-old Sandra helps crack the case with maturity beyond her years. But a person can't live through something like that without scars. The story after her horrifying experience is as heartbreaking as the experience itself. The teenage girl who witnessed four gruesome deaths and was tortured herself didn't receive any counseling. And she was ostracized by a community who didn't want to be reminded of the terrible act.

Eventually, Sandra Cheske finds a way to make a purposeful and admiral life by raising a family and running an animal rescue organization–overcoming the evil she has witnessed. Gitchie Girl is an incredible story of survival which might leave you feeling wary of the world. But it will also leave you feeling inspired by courageous acts of tender souls.

Wednesday, August 31, 2016

My Blindish Date

I was happy to learn my short story submission "My Blindish Date" received an Honorable Mention in the 85th Annual Writer's Digest Competition. Here's the story which began as a writing assignment in my Gotham Writer's Workshop. Hope you enjoy.



My Blindish Date

Incurably prompt is how my mother always described me. And there I was, fifteen minutes early, sitting at a table for two at Lo Sole Mio. I had calculated my approach to conversation by combing through the paper that day. Conflict in the Middle East. The volatile stock market. The election. The World Series. Of all the articles I skimmed, the one on taxidermy is the one that lingered.
Arriving first to a blind date is undoubtedly uncool. I tried not to fidget with my phone which I was certain would offer me a text with an apologetic cancellation. As the seconds ticked, and no such text arrived, I nibbled on the warm, sourdough bread to alleviate my nerves. Just as a grabbed another piece, I realized something. I had nibbled through the entire loaf.
Once 7:00 hit, regret consumed me. It was my first date in three years. Allison, my best friend in the office, had been trying to set me up as soon as the signatures were dry on the divorce papers. For obvious reasons, such as my profound distrust in men, I had no interest. But one Monday morning, on a whim, and after a weekend of Nora Ephron flicks, I gave in.
At one time in my life, I was confident. Maybe even indomitably. Isn’t it funny how shaky indomitably can be? I was climbing the corporate ladder at an alarming rate, lioning the ranks our social circle, vacationing in Spain with Dr. Romero. Then Dr. Romero, also known as my husband, made an ear-numbing confession.
The flirty nurse. The new one.
I was zombied.
For three years, I’ve been a zombie. Still immersed in work, but only work. And romantic comedies on the weekend. I’m well aware watching such movies needle the wound. It’s like a bruise I can’t stop pressing.
So, back to the story.
My impending date was precisely three minutes late when I began to panic over my apparel. I looked down at my bloated belly of bread and cursed the sales woman for convincing me of the clingy, rayon dress. Black wasn’t working its magic. As I adjusted the fabric and practiced sucking in my gut, a smooth, deep voice startled me.
“Alice?”
I jumped out of my seat. And swallowed a chunk of bread whole. I stood to meet a specimen of man fitted in a steel-hued, shimmery suit. His dark eyes and tousled hair made him seem a beautiful fixture of the restaurant.
“No need to get up.” He coached me back into to my chair. Then introduced himself.
“I’m Ben. So pleased to meet you here, Alice.”
I nodded, now mute. Ben kept talking.
“I love this restaurant. Delicious food and even better service. And this music!” Ben lifted his hands to Frank Sinatra crooning in the background. “Well. It’s romantic.”
Romantic. Within the first two minutes, the man was talking romance. Instead of responding, I picked up the menu. And was relieved when our server checked in.
“Give us a bottle of your best Merlot.” Ben smiled at the waitress in a charming sort of way. If she wouldn’t have been in her seventies, I might’ve thought he had designs on her. 
He turned to me after she scooted off. 
“Red wine okay with you? I hear of its health benefits.”
Again, a nod with no words. The cat had devoured my tongue.
“You look really pretty. Nice dress.”
“Thank you.” 
My words sounded meager. I tried to study the menu, but I wasn’t comprehending the words. No, it wasn’t written in Italian. You see, I had been ambushed. I let my eyes drift to the rippling fountain in the middle of the room. Ben took hold of my hand. I stiffened.
“What are you trying to do?” I asked.
Ben released my hand, and let go of his dapper smile. Even in suddenly serious mode, he was incredibly attractive.
“I’m trying to apologize. Again. And convince you to come back to me.”
Before I had a chance to respond, the server brought us the bottle of wine and poured it into our glasses. Ben went back to charming grandma waitress, and I slurped the largest drink I could manage. My mind took flight as Ben chatted with his new friend.
Suddenly vexed with my recurring thoughts of late, I wondered how many women he had been with. I wondered what movies he had seen without me. I wondered what books he had read and discussed with someone else. I wondered how many lives he had saved that I knew nothing about. Mostly, I wondered how many women he had been with.
“Too difficult to choose!”
His voice interrupted my momentary splosh as I realized our server had been standing there, communicating the specials of the evening. When he recognized my bleary expression, he asked her if we could have a moment. Then he asked, “Have you been eating?”
“Obviously.”
As Ben sipped his wine, he kept an unflinching gaze at me. 
I told him I wanted to leave. 
“Do you remember when I said you would always be the love of my life?”
Words I did not need to hear. I wanted to cover my ears, but instead I kept listening as he drew in closer to me.
“I fired her. The day after it happened.”
“I know. That’s why she told me all about it.”
“Ashamed doesn’t come close to how I feel.”
I had heard him say this before. The words bounced off me when he said, “Did you hear my mother died?”
That punch landed. I felt tears well up. Ben’s mother was a saint. An Hispanic Mother Teresa with seven kids. The opposite of my bulldog mother, who found her only child a burdensome distraction.
Ben took my hands again. His eyes, glossy.
“Before she died, she told me to fight for you.
“What if I don’t want you to?” I asked with an embarrassing sort of sob.
Ben didn’t respond. I watched his face fall, his head drop.
I stonewalled the sobbed growing in me. 
I ached for him. His mother had died. I knew he adored her. I felt a crack in the wall between us. But I did not want to go there. I didn’t want to be on his side. Sort of. My mind rummaged through other topics. The highly charged air seemed to be clouding my brain. Then I spoke. Words from my subconscious invaded. 
“Did you know taxidermy is becoming a lost art form?”
What else could Ben do but grimace?
I wasn’t sure how to retract. So I said the next thing on my mind. “How can I ever trust you again?”
Ben’s posture lifted. “Maybe you never will. I can only tell you this, I won’t do it again.”  
The server stepped in to take our order. Thankfully, Ben pushed the task away. “A few more minutes sweetheart?” Grandma blushed as she backed away. The interruption revived my manners.
“I’m really sorry about your mother. She was entirely lovely. How’d she pass?”
“Pancreatic cancer.” Ben was solemn again. “I keep blaming myself for not getting her into see a specialist sooner.”
“That’s tough.”
Ben shrugged, as if he were unconvinced. “I should’ve told you.”
“About your mom or the nurse?” 
Ben responded by blinking. 
“I’m sorry,” I said with sincere regret. “That was mean.”
“Deserved.”
“No, it’s not.” I sighed.  “I wish I would’ve been with you at her funeral.”
“Me too.”
“I wish you wouldn’t have cheated on me.”
“Me too.”
“I wish I wasn’t so sad about it. Still.”
Ben gently took my quivering hand. “My nature is to fix things. All this aching.”
I let him squeeze my hand to stop the quivering. Then I whispered, “Okay.” 
“Okay? Okay what?”
“I’m not really sure.”
“You still love me,” he said with an annoying stamp of confidence.
I had a notion to leave. I had a notion to stay.
I went to the ladies restroom. To pace. And splash water on my face. And decide how to proceed. After a few deep breaths, I stepped back out.
Ben was gone.
I stammered to the exit as my heart verged on exploding. As I opened the door, Ben met me on his phone, conferring over a patient. He touched my shoulder while continuing to give medical instruction. Compassionately. Instinctively. Expertly.
I turned back inside and settled in at our table. Then waited for him to return. I anxiously waited for him to return.
He did. And we ate dinner together, as if it were our first, or possibly last date. I couldn’t decide. 
Maybe I’ll know next week, if I take him up on his invitation. And bail on Nora Ephron.

Saturday, July 30, 2016

A Tree Grows in Brooklyn


"Serene was a word you could put to Brooklyn, New York. Especially in the summer of 1912...Prairie was lovely and Shenandoah had a beautiful sound, but you couldn't fit those words into Brooklyn. Serene was the only word for it; especially on a Saturday afternoon in late summer."

These opening lines of Betty Smith's classic "A Tree Grows in Brooklyn" immersed me from the start. Francie Nolan and I would be forever friends, souls linked by the nostalgia of our past and the steadfast determination to experience the world. So what if Francie is fictional. Or born in 1900. Or Irish-Catholic. Or a Brooklyn girl. I could've written a similar paragraph something like this:

"Serene was a word you could put to Kirkman, Iowa. Especially in the summer of 1981. The countrysides were beautiful and a horse whinny was a beautiful sound, but that wasn't quite Kirkman. Serene was the only word for it; especially on a Saturday afternoon in late summer."

The first time I read this book, I remember classifying it as a favorite. So when it came up for our lunch and library pick, I wondered if I'd feel the same way. I can staunchly proclaim, it remains a favorite. Maybe even the favorite.

There is so much I love about this coming-of-age story. Relatable symbolism. Strong female characters. (Betty Smith was a solid feminist!) Punchy dialogue that somehow transcends the period of the novel. As I read this early 20th century piece, I realized how the challenge of growing up is a universal and timeless theme–whether you're growing in Brooklyn or Kirkman.

The story of Francie Nolan as a child in Williamsburg, Brooklyn offers a collection of stories featuring her dependable mother ("Mother never fumbles"), her lovable but alcoholic father, and her younger brother who seems to be Francie's only real friend. Francie is clever and as we watch her grow up, we witness her cleverness transform to wisdom. She is acutely aware of her dire circumstances, yet she lives with resolve.

I underlined almost a million passages.

On imagery and symbolism:

"No matter where its seed fell, it made a tree which struggled to reach the sky. It grew in boarded-up lots and out of neglected rubbish heaps and it was the only tree that grew out of cement. It grew lushly, but only in the tenements district."

A tree that grows out of cement. Haven't we all seen something like that, but not been particularly astonished by it? This is how a great writer transforms the power of observation.

On writing:

As Francie discovered her knack for embellishing a story, an English teacher provides the following lesson:

"Tell the truth and write the story."

This is my new personal mantra.

On growing up:

"It is a good thing to learn the truth one's self. To first believe with all your heart, and then not to believe, is good too. It fattens the emotions and makes them to stretch." 

Betty Smith manages to integrate lessons on life through the dialogue of interesting characters (like Grandma Rommely and Francie's colorful aunts). Smith is also crafty with bits of exposition:

"Education! That was it! It was education that made the difference. Education would pull them out of the grime and dirt."

At one point of the book, after tragedy and heartbreak have befallen Francie, she prays, "Let me be something every minute of every hour of my life. Let me be gay; let me be sad. Let me be cold; let me be warm. Let me be hungry...have too much to eat...Only let me be something every blessed minute..."

This passage is written just before we learn that war is declared.This book is more than a coming of age narrative, it's a story about experiencing every moment of your life no matter what your circumstances or what happens around you. It's not a book about survival, it's a book of celebrating your survival.

At the end of the novel, when Francie is getting ready to move from her childhood apartment, she notices the tree–the tree that men had tried to chop down and burn. It was still intact.

"It lived. And nothing could destroy it."

Thursday, July 14, 2016

An Emotional Experience with The Nightingale

"He thinks one's life can be distilled to a narrative that has a beginning and an end."


We learn about war in our history classes. We read disturbing newspaper stories about violence in the world. We might say, "That's horrible. Incomprehensible." We may even have a pang in our gut for a little while. Then we get on with our life.


I recently listened to Steve Wozniak talk with enthusiasm about virtual reality. He explained how the technology will be a game changer. Not only will you be able to land yourself in another world, but the experience will become an emotional experience. It made me think about the book I just finished reading which took place in World War II.

With no disrespect to Mr. Wozniak, some books have the ability to transport us into another world and take us on an emotional journey. The Nightingale by Kristin Hannah was one such book. Not only could I not quit thinking about the story, but I became astutely conscious of the ease and convenience of my life. The other day I grabbed three napkins nonchalantly. Then I thought to myself, "How wasteful. Vianne would've done better."

Vianne and Isabelle are sisters from a small town outside of Paris. Germans have just occupied the country. With a deceased mother and an absent father who came home damaged from World War I, the women had their share of tragedy even before the second war broke out. Vianne is now raising her daughter by herself while her husband has gone off to be a soldier. Isabelle escapes her boarding school to live with an apathetic father in Paris.

Vianne and Isabelle's responses to the French Occupation are revealed through their personalities which are written in intimate and nuanced detail. Vianne is a cautious mother, motivated by the fear she feels for her family. Isabelle is the brash younger sister who takes on an orphan's perspective, having been palpably ignored by both her sister and her father. When Germans infiltrate their lives, Isabelle becomes determined to find meaning in her life by taking part of the resistance.

Through the sisters, we live through the horrors of the war. Scarcity, fear, torture, pain, rape, and death. Author Kristin Hannah doesn't only create a compelling story in which both of the sisters make brave contributions in the war, but she creates scenes with such intricate descriptions and details, it's impossible not to have a visceral reaction. People starved with hardly any rations. People burned everything to keep warm. People froze crossing mountains to find free country. People, children were ruthlessly shot for no reason. And of course, millions of people were massacred.

Despite all of the ugliness of the war, goodness and love seep through the actions of the good and courageous people. A love story develops. A family becomes reunited. Lives are saved.

The end of the book takes place in 1995, when one of the sisters is being recognized at a reunion ceremony. Her son asks his mother why he had never known about her contributions to the war. She responds, "Men tell stories...Women get on with it."

We need both of these things to deal with the horrors of the past. We need the stories. And we need to get on with it.

Tuesday, April 26, 2016

A Lesson in What Alice Forgot

Memory is a funny thing. As a child, I distinctly remember thinking how great my memory was. At some point that changed in a hurry. There are some things in my life I remember vividly–random moments, like arguing whether a dandelion was a weed or flower. Or how my mother sat at the kitchen table every morning with a vanity tray to apply her makeup. Then there are those disturbing times when I don't recognize a chummy acquaintance at the grocery store. Memory truly is a fickle device.

I recently finished a book which made me consider how we remember things, what we remember, and how it impacts our perspective on life. What Alice Forgot by Liane Moriarty gives you some pause on the subject. The novel begins with Alice waking up at a gym, having suffered a head injury, to realize she has forgotten the last ten years of her life. A lot has taken place in ten years. Three children. Lost friendships. A marriage on the brink.

As Alice waits to reclaim her memory, she gains a somewhat objective opinion of who she has become. And she's not at all sure she likes herself anymore. While the story line is certainly compelling enough, Ms. Moriarty elevates this novel with flourish, punchy dialogue and thoughtful character development. Cleverness has a tendency to win me over, and the dialogue often left me smiling and, quite honestly, thinking.

Some of my favorites:

“How could she not be with someone forever when even their feet-his huge, not especially attractive feet, with their long hairy toes-felt like home?” 

“Nick explained that an aperitif was an pre-dinner drink. Nick came from an aperitif-drinking family. Alice came from a family with one dusty bottle of Baileys sitting hopefully in the back of the pantry with the tins of spaghetti.” 

Alice's plight isn't the only plot line. Her sister has been unsuccessful in her attempts to have a child–a heartbreaking issue. And her honorary grandmother has begrudgingly fallen in love after years of spinsterhood. All of these stories weave together to present an authentic tale of family dynamics through the passage of time. This novel could've easily turned sappy, but Moriarty chose the more interesting path which keeps the reader guessing while examining the depths of each character. The story is bound to strike nerves with a few readers and ask themselves, "What if that would've happened to me?" It was the question which kept me turning the pages. How would Alice respond?

While I'm a few years older than the Alice, I could relate to her in terms of the challenges of being a busy mother and wife. Once Alice lost the last ten years of her memory, she slipped into the optimism of her younger self: pre-kids, early marriage years. Anyone who reads this book can't help but contemplate the shift that occurs when life seems to take over your soul and threatens relationships. As it turns out, the novel is more than just a story. It's an exercise which asks, "How does the passage of time change you? For the good? For the worse?"

If I could go back ten years in time, I might tell myself a few things. Stop the wardrobe wars with my daughter. Read more comic books with my son. Find more common hobbies with my husband. Now here I am, looking ahead to the next ten years. With a deeper self-awareness, I'll do what I can to become more intimate and loving with my all my family and friends. I don't doubt a shift will occur. But my hope is the shift is for the better.

“Relationships don’t stay the same. There isn’t time.” 
                                                                                     -Lianne Moriarty, What Alice Forgot

Monday, February 8, 2016

Mindy 2.0


Last year I read one of my daughter’s books: Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? by Mindy Kaling.  Of course, I found it terribly amusing and giggled my way through the writer's clever observations and adoring self-awareness. (I still laugh when I think of certain excerpts, like how she boasts of her birth weight if the topic of weight enters the conversation. Only six pounds when I was born!)

When my coworker brought me her second book, “Why Not Me?”, I was eager to jump in her second query-titled book. I had just read two dramatic thrillers and was ready to laugh. And laugh I did.

Mindy, once again, entertains with her pithy observations that range from the privileges of Hollywood starlets, friendship crushes, and the fuss about weight. Mindy's authenticity enchants. She's acutely aware of superficiality, but doesn't remove herself from its trappings. To look gorgeous in pictures, never sit up straight. Do not allow your arms to lie flat against your body–a tip from Kim Kardashian. I must admit...brilliant. Sure shallow. But brilliant.

Don't think there isn't sustenance in this book. One of my favorite anecdotes is when Mindy is overlooked as an Emmy nominee, and must announce the nominations anyway. She candidly confesses her inner turmoil. As she articulated her anger, I had visions of Kelly Kapoor coming unglued. (I almost couldn't wait!) But Mindy was better than that. She didn't want to act civil, but she understood the power of acting gracious.

The joy of reading comedy is how it can take you by surprise. In the middle of the book, we find a compelling love story. After I read the chapter, I realized how Mindy was showing off her writing chops. Suspense. Longing. Dynamic characters like the Obamas. Disillusionment. Unrequited love. Of course, I recognized this pattern from her TV resume. Nonetheless, the story had me captivated. I was only disappointed not to see a photo of “Will.” There were so many other great photos! Why not Will? Does it have anything to do with BJ Novak? And her confusing relationship with him? Maybe! (I can't wait to read Mindy's post wedding book.)

There were lots more hilarious and truly interesting parts. Her opinion of sex scenes. Her mother's influence. The diagram of her brain and the amount of it devoted to her phone charger. But I have to admit, my favorite part of the book is the ending. Not because I wanted it to end. It's because I found her thoughts profound.

Mindy Kaling addresses confidence after brushing through a young teenage girl's inquiry on the topic.  She then philosophizes on her response and comes up with an important insight. Her confidence has been born from her sense of entitlement. Now, before you raise your eyebrow, keep reading. Entitlement has a bad rap right now–mostly because so many people feel entitled because they see other people have what they want. But Kaling makes a salient point: there's nothing wrong with feeling entitled as long as you deserve it. Mindy has worked extremely hard to achieve the success she's obtained. She tells a story about receiving a fIuff award for cutest clothes at a youth basketball camp. Her mother hid it, explaining that it wasn't a deserving award. It was a participation award. The formula is so simple, yet so great: Work hard. Achieve success. Confidence will certainly appear. I had my 14-year-old son read this section, because the advice is some of the best you can give your kid. Mindy probably didn't realize it, but the book is really a parenting manual.

I hesitated to write everything I just did, because I didn't want to spoil the book for you. But believe me, there's much more fodder to enjoy. You will undoubtedly fall in love with Mind. One chapter stars off with a Holden Caulfield quote from The Catcher in the Rye: 

"What really knocks me out is a book that, when you're all done reading it, you with the author that wrote it was a terrific friend of yours and you could call him on the phone whenever you felt like it."

Talk about foreboding. Maybe I'll tweet her @mindykaling. I could use more parenting advice.